Romantic Bungler Gifts

"I'm mildly amused by your condition."

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

Multi-Tasking

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Valentine Vaccines

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

'OK...now what?'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Lover

"I know you're baby-sitting, Peggy. . . I just didn't think they'd be sitting right here!"

Tunnel of I Like You but I'm just really busy right now with grad school and stuff.

'And what can you bring to the party?'

His side of the bed, her side of the bed, and the demilitarized zone.

Cupid hits the shooting range target with arrows

'We can get married any time...This is the European Cup third round tie.'

"My new boyfriend is a golfer. . .he's very good with his putter!"

"Go ahead and touch my light. It's made of boyfriend material."

'We can't keep meeting in the wind tunnel, Natasha '.

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

"So, Beatriz...how are things with you and your boyfriend?"

"Man cannot live on bread alone - he needs a bit of crumpet too."

"Oh, no. I brought my dinner plans by mistake."

'Is that a roll of pound coins?'

"I ask you to do one thing..."

'Oh, shoot! That's an 'H.'

Cold Beer ---fresh flowers for sale, think of your wife for a change.

"..my real interest is rare plants" "In his case, the ones that are still alive"

"Baldo...I...I don't know what to say."

'When I found those love letters to a Sherry, I was angry...until I realized she was your motorcycle. Now I'm just creeped out.'

'But do you love me more than 'words with friends'?'

Clash Of The Titans