Romantic Juggler Gifts

Multi-Tasking

'We can get married any time...This is the European Cup third round tie.'

"My hobbies are Celia, Irene, Trisha and Jane."

"I know you're baby-sitting, Peggy. . . I just didn't think they'd be sitting right here!"

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

Tunnel of I Like You but I'm just really busy right now with grad school and stuff.

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Introducing...Anagraman.

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"It's no good - I just can't do this without a brief and a deadline."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

"Are you going to ask for feedback every time you cook a meal?"

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

Complaining cricket wives

"How much is this going to cost me?"

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

'Sir, wife number two is on line one and wife number four is on line three ... or is it the other way around?'

"It's not what you think."

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."