Romantic Juggler Pillows

Multi-Tasking

'We can get married any time...This is the European Cup third round tie.'

"My hobbies are Celia, Irene, Trisha and Jane."

"I know you're baby-sitting, Peggy. . . I just didn't think they'd be sitting right here!"

Tunnel of I Like You but I'm just really busy right now with grad school and stuff.

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Introducing...Anagraman.

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

"Are you going to ask for feedback every time you cook a meal?"

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"How much is this going to cost me?"

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

Complaining cricket wives

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

Translating . . . poetry.

"It's not what you think."

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

'Sir, wife number two is on line one and wife number four is on line three ... or is it the other way around?'

Love chair

"My wife and I have a love-mate relationship."