Romance Juggler Pillows

'Not now love, I'm off to get a round in.'

'And what can you bring to the party?'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Introducing...Anagraman.

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

Multi-Tasking

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"Are you going to ask for feedback every time you cook a meal?"

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"How much is this going to cost me?"

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

Complaining cricket wives

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"It's not what you think."

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

Translating . . . poetry.

'Sir, wife number two is on line one and wife number four is on line three ... or is it the other way around?'

Love chair

"My wife and I have a love-mate relationship."