Poetry Juggler Pillows

Translating . . . poetry.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Introducing...Anagraman.

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

Multi-Tasking

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"Just tell your parents you made the grade. Don't specify."

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

'Hmm...this new management fad is crazy enough that it might just work...'

'As editor, your first job will be to rewrite your resume.'

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

The Emeril Isle

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

'He said he knows the letters but he doesn't know the words.'

"Maybe if your creativity had fewer outlets, it would come out of you with more force."

Milestone in a college student's life: 'Hey! I just got my first collection agency letter, dunning me for my credit card debt!'

"I know you're baby-sitting, Peggy. . . I just didn't think they'd be sitting right here!"

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

"Now close your eyes and go to sleep or Daddy will read you more of his novel."