Poetry Juggler Gifts

Translating . . . poetry.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

Introducing...Anagraman.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

Multi-Tasking

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

To lessen the strain on their backs, many students are opting for the new Velcro shirts.

"Just tell your parents you made the grade. Don't specify."

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

'Hmm...this new management fad is crazy enough that it might just work...'

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

'As editor, your first job will be to rewrite your resume.'

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic

Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.

The Emeril Isle

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

"Maybe if your creativity had fewer outlets, it would come out of you with more force."

'He said he knows the letters but he doesn't know the words.'

Milestone in a college student's life: 'Hey! I just got my first collection agency letter, dunning me for my credit card debt!'

Tunnel of I Like You but I'm just really busy right now with grad school and stuff.

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.