Word Juggler Gifts

"But I have a hard time calling this real writing."

'I can't write legibly... then my teacher would find out I can't spell.'

Wordplay: Intoxicated.

'He said he knows the letters but he doesn't know the words.'

Deeds, misdeeds, feasance, malfeasance, combobulation, discombobulation.

A writer writing humour and tragedy at the same time.

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic

'What? Paint roses - with my back?'

"I can't wait to try the new spell chekker."

"How many books can I fit between these bookends?"

Angel Fish

The Emeril Isle

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula

"We have an acronym!"

"I never accomplish the impossible, if I did it would become an expectation."

A Bloody Butcher

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

"It's a new target to target a time to reduce targets so that we'll be less target driven!"

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Excellent!...We've been looking to hire someone who can think outside the box.'

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'A High-pain job? Yes, I believe we have that.'

"...our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done!"

"It's a swearbox."

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

"There's a conversation to be had around a piece of work I'd like us to do tonight."

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

"We were looking for somebody with experience in mumbo-jumbo but your resume is mainly about gobbledegook."

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"