Word Juggler Gifts

"But I have a hard time calling this real writing."

'I can't write legibly... then my teacher would find out I can't spell.'

Wordplay: Intoxicated.

'He said he knows the letters but he doesn't know the words.'

A writer writing humour and tragedy at the same time.

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic

'What? Paint roses - with my back?'

"I can't wait to try the new spell chekker."

"How many books can I fit between these bookends?"

Angel Fish

The Emeril Isle

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

"We have an acronym!"

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"It's a new target to target a time to reduce targets so that we'll be less target driven!"

"I never accomplish the impossible, if I did it would become an expectation."

A Bloody Butcher

'Excellent!...We've been looking to hire someone who can think outside the box.'

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'A High-pain job? Yes, I believe we have that.'

"...our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done!"

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

"It's a swearbox."

"There's a conversation to be had around a piece of work I'd like us to do tonight."

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

"We were looking for somebody with experience in mumbo-jumbo but your resume is mainly about gobbledegook."