Literary Juggler Gifts

Introducing...Anagraman.

Best sellers. New releases. Books you still haven't finished yet, Claire.

"Gracie, I don't think you can read a book for your school talent show."

"Miss Pettigrow, I need a caption!"

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

Caution falling books

Interdisciplinary studies.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

Multi-Tasking

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

To lessen the strain on their backs, many students are opting for the new Velcro shirts.

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

"Just tell your parents you made the grade. Don't specify."

'Hmm...this new management fad is crazy enough that it might just work...'

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

'As editor, your first job will be to rewrite your resume.'

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Translating . . . poetry.

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

Milestone in a college student's life: 'Hey! I just got my first collection agency letter, dunning me for my credit card debt!'

'Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.'

Tunnel of I Like You but I'm just really busy right now with grad school and stuff.

"I know you're baby-sitting, Peggy. . . I just didn't think they'd be sitting right here!"

'And what can you bring to the party?'