Book And Screen Juggler Gifts

Man uses a television to hold up his book.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Introducing...Anagraman.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"Just tell your parents you made the grade. Don't specify."

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

'Hmm...this new management fad is crazy enough that it might just work...'

Multitasking

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

'As editor, your first job will be to rewrite your resume.'

Wha about trying another antivirus?

Translating . . . poetry.

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

Milestone in a college student's life: 'Hey! I just got my first collection agency letter, dunning me for my credit card debt!'

'I like to stay connected 247.'

'Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.'

A Man mixing up his sports.

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

How to play violin while reading a book...

Rapid reading center.

"Does it look like I'm on break?"