Book And Screen Juggler T-Shirts

Man uses a television to hold up his book.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Interdisciplinary studies.

Introducing...Anagraman.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

To lessen the strain on their backs, many students are opting for the new Velcro shirts.

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"Just tell your parents you made the grade. Don't specify."

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

'Hmm...this new management fad is crazy enough that it might just work...'

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

'As editor, your first job will be to rewrite your resume.'

Multitasking

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

Wha about trying another antivirus?

Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.

Translating . . . poetry.

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

Milestone in a college student's life: 'Hey! I just got my first collection agency letter, dunning me for my credit card debt!'

'Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.'

'I like to stay connected 247.'

A Man mixing up his sports.

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

How to play violin while reading a book...

Rapid reading center.