Book Juggling Violinist T-Shirts

How to play violin while reading a book...

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

Introducing...Anagraman.

Computer games

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

Creative entrepreneur at work

I drive, therefore I am.

To lessen the strain on their backs, many students are opting for the new Velcro shirts.

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

A father of three

'Your three o'clock cancelled, we're still awaiting the Parson verdict, and your husband wants to know if the dishes are dirty or clean.'

Work Life Balance

"Yes, I'm working from home, and my kids are here helping me."

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

'Hmm...this new management fad is crazy enough that it might just work...'

Multitasking

'As editor, your first job will be to rewrite your resume.'

Translating . . . poetry.

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

Have Horns Venn

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

"This next tune is a one-chord song about how hard it is to learn a second chord."

"Our training on managing a work life balance is running late so you'll need to get someone to pick your kids up."

A lumberjack balances a felled tree on his axe

Spinning Plates!

'Alert the troops I'm going back to work.'

All of this is very doable-

Rapid reading center.

"When will working mums be properly valued in the media industry?"