Love Life Jugglers Pillows

"Do you want style or comfort?"

DINER, 'She turned me down for a date once - She said it might interfere with her career.'

Work/Life Balance

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

Multi-Tasking

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"It's no good - I just can't do this without a brief and a deadline."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

"Are you going to ask for feedback every time you cook a meal?"

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

Complaining cricket wives

"How much is this going to cost me?"

Decorating with Children

"I have been happily married... three times!"

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

'Sir, wife number two is on line one and wife number four is on line three ... or is it the other way around?'

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

"My wife and I have a love-mate relationship."

"It's not what you think."

The Joy Of Txt...

Love chair

State of Work...State of Marriage