Love Life Jugglers Pillows

"Do you want style or comfort?"

DINER, 'She turned me down for a date once - She said it might interfere with her career.'

Work/Life Balance

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

Multi-Tasking

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"Are you going to ask for feedback every time you cook a meal?"

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

Complaining cricket wives

Decorating with Children

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"How much is this going to cost me?"

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"My wife and I have a love-mate relationship."

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

"It's not what you think."

Love chair

'Sir, wife number two is on line one and wife number four is on line three ... or is it the other way around?'

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

State of Work...State of Marriage

Children.

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."