Marriage Jugglers Pillows

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Supermom.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

Multi-Tasking

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"Are you going to ask for feedback every time you cook a meal?"

Complaining cricket wives

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

Decorating with Children

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"How much is this going to cost me?"

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

Family Home.

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

'Hi, honey?we're home!'

"When the new employment laws come in parenting is going to be a whole lot easier...."

Love chair

"It's not what you think."

'I think someone's asking to go out.'