Love Life Juggler Pillows

"It's no good - I just can't do this without a brief and a deadline."

Work/Life Balance

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

Multi-Tasking

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

"Are you going to ask for feedback every time you cook a meal?"

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

"How much is this going to cost me?"

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

Complaining cricket wives

"I have been happily married... three times!"

Decorating with Children

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

The Joy Of Txt...

'Sir, wife number two is on line one and wife number four is on line three ... or is it the other way around?'

Love chair

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

"It's not what you think."

"My wife and I have a love-mate relationship."

State of Work...State of Marriage

Children.

Tightrope Walk of Romance

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."