Lifestyle Juggler Pillows

"Doctor, before we start you've got to promise me that I don't have to give up anything."

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

'I was placed under house arrest for not doing housework.'

"I'm off early, hoping to spend a quiet evening with the kids."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Work/Life Balance

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

Balancing work and family

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

'A career? A life? Isn't that a conflict of interest?'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'I can see you doing very well in this organization, eventually replacing me. So.. you're fired!'

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

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'While you were out I replaced you.'

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'

"It just happens...one day you wake up and you find that your best billable hours are behind you."

'We're looking for someone who can multitask - but not during the interview.'

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

"He retired as an executive, returned as a contractor, became a consultant and now he's a brooding presence."