Modern Life Jugglers Pillows

"I try to keep my coffee buzz going till the Martini buzz kicks in."

'You have to actually exercise. Jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth, skipping breakfast and juggling two jobs won't do it.'

"I feel a lot of societal pressure to be happy."

Children's Parties

Work/Life Balance

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"It's no good - I just can't do this without a brief and a deadline."

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

'I am trying to achieve a work-life balance'

'Work, school, soccer, shopping, aside from the occassional girl's night out, today's Mom doesn't have time to sit picking ticks and fleas.'

Children.

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

"If anyone can balance a career with motherhood and state-sponsored terrorism, it's Jeannie."

"I've learned to compartmentalize my stress."

"Doctor, before we start you've got to promise me that I don't have to give up anything."

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

"You know, Christmas isn't the only time I'm busy. ..the rest of the year I deliver for Amazon."

'Life isn't all about the money.It's all about the little people you step on along the way.'

"After working through my vacation, my sick days, and my commute, I'm going into work for some well-deserved down time."

Having it all All....

"I want my work to be challenging, but not so challenging that it destroys my life, family and relationships."

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

"Mommy want you to have everything she had when she was growing up."

Things-could-be-worse-go-round

'I throw a strike every time with this ball, but I can only lift it once a night.'

"Our smart home is blowing up my text. The oven is mad at the dishwasher. The dishwasher is mad at the lights. The lights are mad at the TV. And I thought out kids fought a lot."

DINER, 'She turned me down for a date once - She said it might interfere with her career.'

'Stop text-messaging your alphabet soup.'

"The air I breathe is filthy..."

Career.

When Harvey's two bosses meet head to head! 'MARRIAGE!' 'CAREER!' 'Oh, oh!'