Life's Juggler Pillows

'My wife left me, my son's flunked out of college, my daughter's living with a rock band and I have athele's foot, high blood pressure and you're complaining about a lousy toaster!'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Work/Life Balance

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

Brickie's Mate

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

Decorating with Children

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

'I still have time for both work and family - thanks to cloning.'

'I am trying to achieve a work-life balance'

'Work, school, soccer, shopping, aside from the occassional girl's night out, today's Mom doesn't have time to sit picking ticks and fleas.'

Children.

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

"If anyone can balance a career with motherhood and state-sponsored terrorism, it's Jeannie."

'I like to stay connected 247.'

"I've learned to compartmentalize my stress."

"Doctor, before we start you've got to promise me that I don't have to give up anything."

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

"I feel a lot of societal pressure to be happy."

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

"The small door's for the dog and the larger one's for the kids."

"The kids were late for school and it just stayed like that."

Today's nervous breakdown occurred yesterday.

"Now will you knock it off with all the bird calls?"

"Mom said to put her on your 'Don't bother me I'm taking a bath' list!"

Fresh Food and Regurgitated

'Life isn't all about the money.It's all about the little people you step on along the way.'

Man at sports arena sees plane pulling banner that tells him to get back to work.