Lifestyle Juggler Prints

"Doctor, before we start you've got to promise me that I don't have to give up anything."

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

'I was placed under house arrest for not doing housework.'

"I'm off early, hoping to spend a quiet evening with the kids."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Work/Life Balance

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

Balancing work and family

"It's no good - I just can't do this without a brief and a deadline."

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

"I appreciate that you brought me to 'Take our daughters to work day' all those years ago, dad, but I still have to let you go!"

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

'Sometimes I don't know if I'm coming or going.'

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

'A career? A life? Isn't that a conflict of interest?'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'I can see you doing very well in this organization, eventually replacing me. So.. you're fired!'

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'

'While you were out I replaced you.'

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

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"It just happens...one day you wake up and you find that your best billable hours are behind you."

'We're looking for someone who can multitask - but not during the interview.'