Juggling Romantics Pillows

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

Introducing...Anagraman.

Dancing in pyjamas

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

Multi-Tasking

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

"Are you going to ask for feedback every time you cook a meal?"

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

"I have been happily married... three times!"

Complaining cricket wives

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

Consenting Adults.

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"How much is this going to cost me?"

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"Well, hello there yourself!"

Love chair

"It's not what you think."

'Sir, wife number two is on line one and wife number four is on line three ... or is it the other way around?'

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."