Juggling Romantics Gifts

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

Dancing in pyjamas

Introducing...Anagraman.

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

Multi-Tasking

"It's no good - I just can't do this without a brief and a deadline."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

"Are you going to ask for feedback every time you cook a meal?"

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

"How much is this going to cost me?"

Consenting Adults.

Complaining cricket wives

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

"I have been happily married... three times!"

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"Well, hello there yourself!"

"It's not what you think."

"You need a mint."

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

Love chair