Relationship Juggling Pillows

'Right now he's painting himself in a corner.'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

She - Interpreter - He.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

Juggler and Illusionist

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Sulk Shows

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

Tennis ball girl.

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

"Your remote control, sire."

Circus

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

Medieval headlines.

The Housewife