Juggling Lover Gifts

A lumberjack balances a felled tree on his axe

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Multi-Tasking

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Food deliverer's baby.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

Juggler and Illusionist

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Tennis ball girl.

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

The Housewife

Medieval headlines.

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Children's Entertainer

"Your remote control, sire."

Circus

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."