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A lumberjack balances a felled tree on his axe

Children's Parties

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Food deliverer's baby.

Multi-Tasking

"It's no good - I just can't do this without a brief and a deadline."

Juggler and Illusionist

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Tennis ball girl.

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Circus

"Your remote control, sire."

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

Medieval headlines.

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Children's Entertainer