Jousting Lover Gifts

'Never mind. It's not the winning, it's the taking part.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Joust Sharpener

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Car joust.

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Juggler and Illusionist

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Circus

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

No juggling allowed.

I Heart Juggling

Bear Juggling Penguins.

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

Don Quilowatte

"Just give me the truth, Doc...I can tell when you're trying to humor me."

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

Devil tattoo.

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

The Juggler vein.

Unicorn Joust

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"I think we're losing 'em."

Man juggling apple core.

'Oh, no! The poltergeist has taken up juggling.'