Jousting Gifts

Don Quilowatte

Don Quixote in the Hamptons

Knight jousting using a magnet.

Car joust.

Knight being ridiculed for the condition of his lance.

'Man, that grass looks delicious.'

'Hey, is that an official thing or did your mom give you that shirt?'

"Darn, I wore the wrong suit."

'Hold still... this may hurt a smidge!'

'Size matters!'

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 1.

Man at museum. See's a suit of armour labelled 'Made in Japan'.

Jousting knights!

'Hello? Oh hi... look, can I ring you back, I'm fighting a dragon...'

Another beautiful frock ruined!

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

'I wish I had a horse.'

Driving Joust.

"So I said to her, I said"

'I get so tired of jousting with that guy.'

After their colleagues had mocked their presentation, only one course of action was open...

"It started as a normal joust until he met me with some sort of damned parry-riposte."

Jake decided to wear a suit for the first day of his new job.

Don Quichotte

Don Quichotte Target Practice

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

"State law banned the weapons. Now they just exchange sarcastic texts."

"You should have thought about that earlier."

'Bloomin Hippies!'

"Yes, but just a couple of meads, probably more than an hour ago."

Knights Jousting with "Void" rubber stamps.

Cream Pie Joust

Weak Knights

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."