Jousting Enthusiasts Gifts

"It started as a normal joust until he met me with some sort of damned parry-riposte."

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Joust Sharpener

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Car joust.

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Juggler and Illusionist

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Circus

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

No juggling allowed.

I Heart Juggling

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

Don Quilowatte

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

"Just give me the truth, Doc...I can tell when you're trying to humor me."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

The Juggler vein.

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Unicorn Joust

Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.

"I think we're losing 'em."

Man juggling apple core.

'Oh, no! The poltergeist has taken up juggling.'

'Hey, is that an official thing or did your mom give you that shirt?'