Juggling Aficionados Gifts

"Yes, I can multi-task. Why do you ask?"

"I wasn't texting or eating and there's no law saying I can't juggle."

Children's Parties

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Juggler and Illusionist

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Circus

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

I Heart Juggling

Bear Juggling Penguins.

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

Woman Juggling Emojis

No juggling allowed.

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

Having It All

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

"Just give me the truth, Doc...I can tell when you're trying to humor me."

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

The Juggler vein.

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.

"I think we're losing 'em."

Man juggling apple core.

'Oh, no! The poltergeist has taken up juggling.'