Journal Juggling Enthusiasts Gifts

"Dear Diary - Today has been . . . er. . . the. . . um. . . most recent day in my life. . ."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Juggler and Illusionist

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

"This is a fast-paced job you're applying for...what are your goals...where do you see yourself in the next 10 minutes?"

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Circus

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

I Heart Juggling

Bear Juggling Penguins.

No juggling allowed.

Woman Juggling Emojis

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

Having It All

"Just give me the truth, Doc...I can tell when you're trying to humor me."

"She's late for her stress management course."

The Juggler vein.

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.

"I think we're losing 'em."

Man juggling apple core.

'Oh, no! The poltergeist has taken up juggling.'