Journal Juggling Enthusiasts Mugs

"Dear Diary - Today has been . . . er. . . the. . . um. . . most recent day in my life. . ."

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

Juggler and Illusionist

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"This is a fast-paced job you're applying for...what are your goals...where do you see yourself in the next 10 minutes?"

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

Circus

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

Woman Juggling Emojis

Bear Juggling Penguins.

No juggling allowed.

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

I Heart Juggling

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

"She's late for her stress management course."

"Just give me the truth, Doc...I can tell when you're trying to humor me."

Having It All

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

The Juggler vein.

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.

"I think we're losing 'em."

Man juggling apple core.

'Oh, no! The poltergeist has taken up juggling.'