Romantic Bungler T-Shirts

"I'm mildly amused by your condition."

Multi-Tasking

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Valentine Vaccines

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'OK...now what?'

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Lover

Tunnel of I Like You but I'm just really busy right now with grad school and stuff.

"I know you're baby-sitting, Peggy. . . I just didn't think they'd be sitting right here!"

'And what can you bring to the party?'

His side of the bed, her side of the bed, and the demilitarized zone.

'We can get married any time...This is the European Cup third round tie.'

"My new boyfriend is a golfer. . .he's very good with his putter!"

"Go ahead and touch my light. It's made of boyfriend material."

'We can't keep meeting in the wind tunnel, Natasha '.

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

"Oh, no. I brought my dinner plans by mistake."

'Is that a roll of pound coins?'

"Man cannot live on bread alone - he needs a bit of crumpet too."

"So, Beatriz...how are things with you and your boyfriend?"

'Oh, shoot! That's an 'H.'

'When I found those love letters to a Sherry, I was angry...until I realized she was your motorcycle. Now I'm just creeped out.'

Cold Beer ---fresh flowers for sale, think of your wife for a change.

"..my real interest is rare plants" "In his case, the ones that are still alive"

"Baldo...I...I don't know what to say."

Clash Of The Titans

"My hobbies are Celia, Irene, Trisha and Jane."