Romantic Shooter T-Shirts

'Listen Darling, they're playing our song!'

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

Saving a Heart

scrabble love

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

Valentine Vaccines

"Am I through to the next round?"

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

Young man and young lady talking flirtatiously over a game of billiards

'-but I keep telling you-these things take time...'

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

'I take playing footsie very seriously, Jane. You may have won the first two rounds, but let's make it three out of five.'

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

My dinner with Andromeda

Science Applied to Art

His side of the bed, her side of the bed, and the demilitarized zone.

'You'r either having trouble hearing, or there's a boy you want to be closer to.'

Valentine Comix

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

'Barely an love and already arguing.'

'Don't you remember These are bar stools where we first met.'

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'I'm not sure we have a girl with THAT good a sense of humor.'

Boy standing on 'The Joy of Sex' book.

'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'

Robert Macaire as a Matrimonial Agent

'Find out if she would have like me if I hadn't asked so many people.'

"I was thinking more of a leap-year wedding."

"I'll kiss you later. Catch! I meant catch you later!"

Agent with security case proposes to girlfriend with ring that has a tiny security case chained to it.

Smooching on the Golf Course.

Fake it with Flowers.