Romantic Shooter Pillows

'Listen Darling, they're playing our song!'

Saving a Heart

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

scrabble love

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

Valentine Vaccines

"Am I through to the next round?"

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

Young man and young lady talking flirtatiously over a game of billiards

'I take playing footsie very seriously, Jane. You may have won the first two rounds, but let's make it three out of five.'

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

'-but I keep telling you-these things take time...'

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

My dinner with Andromeda

Science Applied to Art

X. O. Whaddaya say we take a break from tic-tac-toe for some hugs 'n' kisses?

'You'r either having trouble hearing, or there's a boy you want to be closer to.'

His side of the bed, her side of the bed, and the demilitarized zone.

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

'I'm willing to do a little romantic role-playing, Greg, but I draw the line at Spock ears.'

'Don't you remember These are bar stools where we first met.'

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'I'm not sure we have a girl with THAT good a sense of humor.'

'Barely an love and already arguing.'

Valentine Comix

Cupid hits the shooting range target with arrows

'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'

Boy standing on 'The Joy of Sex' book.

'Find out if she would have like me if I hadn't asked so many people.'

Robert Macaire as a Matrimonial Agent

"I was thinking more of a leap-year wedding."

Agent with security case proposes to girlfriend with ring that has a tiny security case chained to it.

"I'll kiss you later. Catch! I meant catch you later!"

Smooching on the Golf Course.