Romantic Golfer Pillows

Smooching on the Golf Course.

'So, come here often?'

'You made that divot deliberately.'

Golfers

Golfing Romance

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

Kissing on the golf course

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

Proposal on a snowboard

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

Cards Blind Dating Game

'He's worth his weight in lost balls.'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

The Golfer Gardener

Too many beers at lunch?

A woman in her underwear slam dunks hearts into a basketball hoop.

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

The summertime sport

"Yes, that's right Mr. Harris. It was definitely another hole in one."

Golf Ball in Nest.

Farmer Golf

'I am so very frustrated! I know it's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

"I'd like to take it for a test drive."

"That's a lovely tee-shot." - "Well, thank you, it matches my underpants."

'Thirty,love...My lovey!'

'Shall we forget the ball and start to look for the golf course?'

STRIP Old Caddy (colour)

'Damn! I forgot I needed arms to pull the cord.'