Romantic Golfer Pillows

Smooching on the Golf Course.

'So, come here often?'

'You made that divot deliberately.'

Golfers

Golfing Romance

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

Kissing on the golf course

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

X. O. Whaddaya say we take a break from tic-tac-toe for some hugs 'n' kisses?

Proposal on a snowboard

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

Cards Blind Dating Game

'He's worth his weight in lost balls.'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

The Golfer Gardener

A woman in her underwear slam dunks hearts into a basketball hoop.

Too many beers at lunch?

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

Farmer Golf

Golf Ball in Nest.

The summertime sport

'I am so very frustrated! I know it's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

"Yes, that's right Mr. Harris. It was definitely another hole in one."

By subjecting himself to increasingly higher jolts of electricity over many months, Tom hoped to become immune to lightning strikes while playing golf.

'You forgot one of the essential facts of putting - the ball always breaks toward the water.'

"That's a lovely tee-shot." - "Well, thank you, it matches my underpants."

'Damn! I forgot I needed arms to pull the cord.'

'Shall we forget the ball and start to look for the golf course?'