Golf Course Romantic Pillows

"Yes, that's right Mr. Harris. It was definitely another hole in one."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

God in the bunker.

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

Kissing on the golf course

'He's worth his weight in lost balls.'

'I knew we should have put the CEO's increased bonus item further down the agenda.'

Golfer couple just married

Methuselah shoots his age.

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

Smooching on the Golf Course.

'I am so very frustrated! I know it's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

Desert Island golf

'Have I told you that sometimes I become furious, that I've got a previous conviction for bodily harm and that I hate to lose?'

Golfing Romance

'I don't have a problem with you spending $1,500 on golf clubs, so you shouldn't complain about my spending $100,000 on a sports car.'

'Lunge out of the water and slap his face!? ... Oh, that's real effective, Leonard.'

If golfers were honest with themselves.

The Educated Golfer or The Instinctive Golfer

'You made that divot deliberately.'

'Dude. Replace your divots.'

I tossed a coin to decide between playing golf or going to work. I had to toss the coin four times.

"I had you doing six in a five."

'So, come here often?'

Tiger out of Woods

Golfer crying over the grave of a sandwedge

'Listen Darling, they're playing our song!'

"Mom, Dad's in my sand pit again."

He lived and died for golf.

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