Animal Lover In A Golf Setting Pillows

'Dude. Replace your divots.'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

Raised by Dogs

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

7 Dwarves of Retirement

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

I'm sure it's fake.

'Grrrr....'

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

Pet Store. Bird Seed. "Bird Seed"? I thought they laid eggs.

Your resume looks great

"Is your dog friendly?"

Cat Gets Hole in One.

'I'm banned from going to golf with him again: How was I supposed to know I'm not to bring the ball back?'

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

Replacements for Extinct Animals

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

COVID tips from Wild Animals

"They're out to get me... I keep getting phone calls that say 'spam risk'."

Al, have you ever seen the movie "Harvey"? That rabbit was imaginary, but you must believe me: my wolverine is real!

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'