Animal Lover In A Golf Setting Gifts

'Dude. Replace your divots.'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Raised by Dogs

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Grrrr....'

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

Cat Gets Hole in One.

"Is your dog friendly?"

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

'I'm banned from going to golf with him again: How was I supposed to know I'm not to bring the ball back?'

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

COVID tips from Wild Animals

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)