Animal Golfer Gifts

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

Cat Gets Hole in One.

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Hole in forty-seven.

"I'll need a three iron."

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

'If he's going to be another 'Tiger' he has to start young.'

'Where's your other glove?'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

"My handicap is the water, trees, windows, the highway..."

"This one travels 30 yards farther when you throw it."

Luckily I hit the pin!

'What club do you think I should use? I don't know sir, I don't play golf either'

Smite Golfer or Cow?

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

"My kind of course."

'He's definitely not a top flite.'

'T.M., have you ever considered taking up golf like most executives?'

"Sorry Dick. I kinda sliced that one."

"Lady!!! Could we turn down the A.C.?!"

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