Grey-haired Golfer Gifts

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Golf lessons

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

God in the bunker.

'Don't move.'

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

'There's nothing like a spot of golf practice to take your mind off business,Smithson...'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

'Birdie.'

"Thank you."

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

"Duh!"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

'Putter'.

'Stop your complaining it was the only cart left.'

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."

Pest control.

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

It's my golf night out with the boys!

Luckily I hit the pin!