Gray-haired Go-getter Gifts

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

Good Luck!

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

I need to set upmy own company.

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

When you're wearing your big girl pants...You Can Take On The World!

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

Targets

'There's no justice. By the time I got the upper hand, I had arthritis in it.'

"Don't get your hopes up, Filby."

"No... He's not Superman! The S stands for supersalesman."

'I figured I'd better skip the ceremony and get a place in line.'

'Quick! Play dead!'

'You really do need new glasses!'

'I started a whole new business, Mom! Kids are paying me to complete their college applications.'

GET SET---GO!

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

"Take your ideas and run with them...farther!"

"Waking at 2 A.M. is how I stay one step ahead of all the people who wake at 5 A.M."

"I don't have time for sharing and caring when I'm moving and shaking."

"This could be the year someone finally goes up there."

"In this country, son, anything is possible, including you going out and getting a job."

Going the wrong way on the road to riches and easy street

This suit says, "I'm a man on the way up."

'She always has her own way. She even writes her diary a few days in advance.'

"Actually, I did so well with the lemonade stand I'm now selling my how-to book on start ups."

"I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!"

"My husband says I'm a procrastinator. I plan to look it up on day."