Gray-haired Go-getter Gifts

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

Good Luck!

"I'm telling you, she's the best in her field."

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

I need to set upmy own company.

The Thinker and the Doer.

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

When you're wearing your big girl pants...You Can Take On The World!

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

'There's no justice. By the time I got the upper hand, I had arthritis in it.'

Targets

"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"

"Don't get your hopes up, Filby."

Only horse I know that likes to start out of the crouch. 6 3.

"No... He's not Superman! The S stands for supersalesman."

'I figured I'd better skip the ceremony and get a place in line.'

'Quick! Play dead!'

'You really do need new glasses!'

"Take your ideas and run with them...farther!"

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

"Waking at 2 A.M. is how I stay one step ahead of all the people who wake at 5 A.M."

'I started a whole new business, Mom! Kids are paying me to complete their college applications.'

GET SET---GO!

"I don't have time for sharing and caring when I'm moving and shaking."

"This could be the year someone finally goes up there."

"In this country, son, anything is possible, including you going out and getting a job."

Live soccer today.

Going the wrong way on the road to riches and easy street

'She always has her own way. She even writes her diary a few days in advance.'

"My husband says I'm a procrastinator. I plan to look it up on day."

"I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!"

This suit says, "I'm a man on the way up."