Fishy Golfer Gifts

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

Big Mouthed Boat about to swallow fish swallowing fish and so on.

'I knew it! Come back here!'

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

Using Science In Fashion Design

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

Angler dreams of the fish he thinks he's caught, unaware of his actual catch...an octopus.

Revenge of the Fish

Fish golfing.

'...and twenty-two mulligans.'

'Doctor, when you said you were going to put me on an exercise program, this is not what I had in mind.'

'It wouldn't be so bad to play golf in winter if the balls were just another color.'

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

'This sounds promising... 'Help wanted: Live Bait'...'

'You told me to address the ball, so I did!'

A goose loose on the golf course.

The 19th hole

Keeper ready to save fishing man from the water

"No more home swaps on the internet."

Golfer putting into whale's blowhole.

"Slicey, Trappy, Bogey, Toppy, Mulligan, Hooky, Threeputty