Fishy Fairway Adventurer Gifts

Fish golfing.

Southwark Fair.

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

Whack A Soul.

Tee for Two!

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'You're away, Doc!'

I warned you to keep it low!

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

Golfers lost on the road

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'What a divot?'

"Hi, it's me. We just landed."

Golf

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

Kangaroo with fishing equipment.

'You must address the ball properly first.'

"Well. First of all, your stance is a little wide."

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"