Fishy Fairway Adventurer T-Shirts

Fish golfing.

Southwark Fair.

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

Whack A Soul.

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

Tee for Two!

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

I warned you to keep it low!

'You're away, Doc!'

Golfers lost on the road

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

"Hi, it's me. We just landed."

Golf

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

'What a divot?'

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

"Well. First of all, your stance is a little wide."

"My handicap is the water, trees, windows, the highway..."