Fishy Adventurer Gifts

'Are you sure it's a skate and not a ray.'

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Lazy Octopus

Fish hunting for men.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Where the wild things were."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Fish talking about fisherman

'Come out with your fins up!'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"Getting the hang of it?"

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"Heads or tails?"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Guide to Carpentry Fish

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Gone Bookkeepin'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Just in case there is an accident.'