Fairway Fun-seeker Gifts

'Does it have a little red dot on it?'

'Tch, it's gone in this sandpit. I'll throw it onto the grass.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

'Not that slowly back...'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

Tee for Two!

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

Golfers lost on the road

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

I warned you to keep it low!

'You're away, Doc!'

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

Coconut shy...

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Golf

'What a divot?'

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

This Sportsman is 'Playing Through the Green'.

You are not permitted to accept physical assistance when playing your shots...

"My handicap is the water, trees, windows, the highway..."

'It's a nice course. I just wish it wasn't so close to the airport.'

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

"Mind if we play through?"

"Well. First of all, your stance is a little wide."

Tea Cup Ride