Fairground Fun Seeker Gifts

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'Don't they get bored going round-and-round like that all day?'

Kangaroo Bouncy Ride

Coconut shy...

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Southwark Fair.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

The Scanner Of Love.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Tunnel of Infatuation

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

Storage Unit of Love

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

Whack A Soul.

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

'The Dyslexic Demonologist'

Tunnel of Love (Bugs eating each other).

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

'I'm pregnant.'

"Is this the queue for Funworld?"

"Hi, it's me. We just landed."

"Which tunnel would you like, sir - true, unrequited, puppy, free or unending?"

Pirate at a fairground.

Unicorn Hoopla

"Guess your weight gain since you've been here"

Driver indicating right turn on dodgems.

Nativity pizzas