Fairground Fun Seeker Mugs

CartoonStock Upload"You must be this tall to claim to be six feet tall."

'Don't they get bored going round-and-round like that all day?'

Kangaroo Bouncy Ride

Coconut shy...

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Southwark Fair.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

Storage Unit of Love

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

Whack A Soul.

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

'The Dyslexic Demonologist'

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

Tunnel of Love (Bugs eating each other).

Unicorn Hoopla

"Hi, it's me. We just landed."

Pirate at a fairground.

"Which tunnel would you like, sir - true, unrequited, puppy, free or unending?"

"Is this the queue for Funworld?"

'I'm pregnant.'

"Guess your weight gain since you've been here"

Nativity pizzas

Driver indicating right turn on dodgems.

"To be honest, we're scared you might scare the living daylights out of the ghosts."

'Why did you ask him if all the boats are fitted with stabilisers?'