Fairground Adventurers Gifts

"It's expensive and difficult, but at least if you win, you get to take home a huge piece of garbage."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Southwark Fair.

"Hi-yah!"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Swinging

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"First snowman?"

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Imagination

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

The Charge of the Kids

I miss recess!

Little boys

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

25¢ Ride the Pony

Storage Unit of Love

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

"Wanna be my default best friend?"

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

Whack A Soul.

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

'I didn't know there was an official seesawing outfit.'