Fairway Fanatic Gifts

Where golfers come from.

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

Love This Game.

'I don't know why you think it's so hard to break a hundred! I did it in five holes!'

Fore!

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

A golfer has died on the 14th hole and is mourned by his mates, two other golfers ask - 'Do you mind if we play through...?'

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'I've never had a hole-in-one...or two...or three...or four...'

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

'What a divot.'

Dreaming about golf

'He lived and died for golf.'

I warned you to keep it low!

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'Oh belle pute!'

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I'd rather be in Augusta.

"Are you crazy? You'll never get there with a seven iron."

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"Did you see a divot, about this big, come flying past about a minute ago?"

Tee for Two!

'I haven't played here for eight months.' - 'You won't recognize the course now it's almost healed up.'

"Mind if we play through?"

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

'This is one tough golf hole!'

You are not permitted to accept physical assistance when playing your shots...

This Sportsman is 'Playing Through the Green'.

'The tax office was closed, so I bought some new clubs instead.'

Common golf Problems: 'Worst slice I have ever seen!'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Wicked slice, Stanley