Fairway Friend Gifts

'I'll concede that, boss.'

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

'I don't even remember how this routine got started.'

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

Hey, do you mind if I play through?

'Looks Like Fred Threw His Back Out.'

"Looks Like Fred Threw His Back Out."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

'Not that slowly back...'

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

Tee for Two!

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

I warned you to keep it low!

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

Golfers lost on the road