Fairway Flirt Gifts

'You made that divot deliberately.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

You are my sunshine!

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'Not that slowly back...'

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

'Shuck me.'

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

Tee for Two!

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

'You're away, Doc!'

I warned you to keep it low!

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Golf

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'